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Title: 'Alan'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Characters: Original
Word Count: G
Rating: G
Summary: God, the guy always knew how to press my buttons.
I glared at the Caller ID readout on my phone's screen. "Alan. You again. Geez. Isn't it a little early in the year for April Fool's Day?"
"I thought I'd move it to February," he chuckled. God, the guy always knew how to press my buttons.
"That's cute. Real cute. I told you to forget my number after that last little incident."
"You just can't take a joke," Alan sighed.
"A joke?" I gritted my teeth, trying to be patient. "I told you only to call if it was of national importance, like an alien invasion. So you started one!"
Fandom: Original Fiction
Characters: Original
Word Count: G
Rating: G
Summary: God, the guy always knew how to press my buttons.
I glared at the Caller ID readout on my phone's screen. "Alan. You again. Geez. Isn't it a little early in the year for April Fool's Day?"
"I thought I'd move it to February," he chuckled. God, the guy always knew how to press my buttons.
"That's cute. Real cute. I told you to forget my number after that last little incident."
"You just can't take a joke," Alan sighed.
"A joke?" I gritted my teeth, trying to be patient. "I told you only to call if it was of national importance, like an alien invasion. So you started one!"